gay pains

Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.

Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?

by DrDeezThePrequel March 26, 2023

Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.

"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"

by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023

Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts

"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"

by epicnamehere July 24, 2024

Phantom Pain

There’s 2 meaning to this

#1: Phantom Pain is a condition where you lose a limb but your brain sends signals to that limb, like feeling like you have to itch that body part but you can’t

#2: Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain

Context #1 “Yo bro you have phantom pain right?” “Yeah I get it all the time”

Context #2 “Yo bro wanna watch me play Metal Gear Solid 5 The Phantom Pain?” “Sure can you share play?”

by X FIRE PLAYER X August 24, 2024

defered pain

What your pilaties teacher can clearly spell better than you, but you are prolonging the pain and deferring your embarrassment.

I don't want to do snakes I wish to defer the pain of it.

Defered pain

by Kevin coates October 27, 2023

Deferred Pain

What you are in pain but suck it up and worry about it later.

I don't want to do snake's on the pilaties reformer Jo I wish to defer the pain your putting me through: deferred pain

by Kevin coates October 27, 2023

sharing painkillers

a new age love language. something only the best of friends or significant others may take part in. sharing painkillers/taking them simultaneously is seen as a very wholesome moment, between two or more humans.

‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’

‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’

by oozio January 21, 2024