Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

pomona ks

The head of meth head central and the town that is known for all their sex offenders

Pomona ks has that good clorox

by Jungle_book5678 December 15, 2016

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017

poon

To fail the last stream of the popular map, uta on osu! Mainly whilst'd've maintaining a full combo however it does not require one.

that play still would've granted him pp if he didn't Poon even with the miss earlier

by Vetor3x February 26, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017