Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

nut bod

When a girl is looking like a snack and she's not bad, but you say nut bod to exaggerate her not badness.

"Ooh look at her, man"

"Ooh, she nut bod, she nut bod!"

by A damn beast. May 3, 2018

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015