Russian nose job

When your stick the tip of you penis in your g.f. nose and ejaculate into it.

Hey man i just gave my wife a russian nose job last night... she was pissed

by Grim_reaper91 December 4, 2009

blowing your nose

The act of masterbating.

1. Dammmmn she had a nice ass. I am going to go blow my nose.
2. I am so horny I am going to go blow my nose.
3. I have to go to the bathroom and blow my nose.

by Wicket the Ewok August 29, 2005

Oklahoma Nose Candy

When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.

Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.

by bigredk5 October 18, 2008

dot nose

When something is so obvious, and one person doesn't understand what's going on.

This is such a dot nose situation.

What is?

You have a dot on your nose!

by remairwaldo December 17, 2008

strong nose

when your dealer says this it more than likely means the weed is shitty. stay away

dealer: i got bubba kush. Strong nose. HMU

by Vergoso_420 July 16, 2020

up the nose

To piss off. and annoy in a petty way

He asked me so many questions, he was right up my nose

by AAC September 3, 2005

porn star nose

Occurs naturally when suffering from a bad cold/flu, it is a result of blowing your nose and gallons of goo/snot come out.

I've been coughing all day long and have the worst porn star nose in the world.

by LostSkeleton April 19, 2011