Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.
by the timio March 18, 2015
Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
by carlitohasballs April 06, 2009
by TheRealModernDayShakespeare281 March 30, 2022
A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 06, 2019
A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 16, 2019
by Philbert_McGee June 03, 2018
by billnye2 September 03, 2010