Chair God

Do not anger him, he will hit you with a chair!

User1: you suck!
Chair God: **throws burning chair**

by Someone on discord June 4, 2017

Porn God

A male perormer in a pornographic film who is extremely good at his job.

Dude, John Holmes is a Porn God!

by Johnnieheart October 24, 2010

friendship gods

us girls sticking together
when you've been out with a person to many times and you've passed normal levels of friendshipness.

wow we are friendship gods

by friendship god May 3, 2009

Ultra God

The one who created God

On the -35rst day, Ultra God said: "Let there be God"

by Arkos16 February 2, 2019

code god

a programmer who codes like a mother fucking boss, he/she is over 9000 level and can solve any programming question you ask he or she.

Kevin is a code god. He knows all the programming strategies and will out code everyone.

by 1337haxor January 29, 2015

On god an nem

On god and nem is...When something is so true you have to bring the lord and savior plus some random niggas in the mix to prove your point but later explain you don’t know the other niggas. Phrase famously made by this bum fighter named Adrian Broner.

I’m about to beat his muthafuckin ass on god an nem and I don’t even know who nem is..... -Adrian Broner

by Good grief February 4, 2019

god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.

She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.

by YAWA September 12, 2017