Russian Fuck-socket

The sexual toy made of a severed bear hand with no skin. It's intended purpose is to scratch your insides by twisting the toy like a socket wrench.

"Dude! Lisa totally took the Russian Fuck-socket, last night. Her anus was dripping blood."

by FatFucker27 October 20, 2021

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Russian Tap Water

Vodka, typically used as a substitute for water

You see, Ivan, if drink Russian Tap Water you will shoot Kalash more accurately since hands will be less shaky.

by Ivan Ivanovich June 21, 2019

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Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.

Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”

by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022

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It's like a regular party, except there are a few exceptions. It's a party that a small group of guys have that involves drinking solely white russians, and the chicks invited are hookers for each guy. Generally White Russian Parties are held in hotel suites.

Guy 1: Dude, lets have a party!

Guy 2: Sweet, we'll have a white russian party!

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like a regular party but better because you're house doesn't get trashed, you get guaranteed sex with hot bitches, and you get to drink white russians!

Guy 1: Fuck yeah dude! What are we waiting for?

by Dean Domino October 6, 2012

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