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St Mary's

St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!
common things you will hear screamed across campus....TOOL, GARBAGE, SHITSTACK, WEDGE!!
by smallz April 25, 2005
mugGet the St Mary'smug.

hairy mary

An incredibly hairy, potent strain of marijuana.
Damn that hairy mary got me mighty fuckered up. Pass the chips?
by Joey SxFx July 19, 2009
mugGet the hairy marymug.

Bloody Mary

When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!
Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!
by samm...y May 24, 2006
mugGet the Bloody Marymug.

bae marie

when sumfing is good! when ur pleased with sumfing! As in "great!"
Heres a present...........
"Ah bae marie!"
by carly November 26, 2004
mugGet the bae mariemug.

ann mary

A very smart girl, however is quite stuck up about it. She usually has many cultures making her have a lot of experience in travel. She quirky but isn't always able to be trusted by friends
John- wow, ann Mary is smart. I should get her to do my home work?
David- yeah man do it me too
by Johnny112 November 3, 2015
mugGet the ann marymug.

William and Mary

Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator.
Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.
by fkegeflf September 29, 2005
mugGet the William and Marymug.

mary-kate

that mary-kate is such a dumbass
mugGet the mary-katemug.

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