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Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022
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italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
by Krkič November 25, 2019
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Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.
Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023
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Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.
History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.
by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023
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Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.
Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni
Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.
by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019
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Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
by Discouragizer December 1, 2023
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