long island 

First off Long Island has a ton of rich white boy bitch jews..but it also has its slums. Wyandanch,parts of north bab, brentwood, parts of bay shore, but in other areas like massapequa all you see is 100% white kids driving mercedes to school.

Long Island has its bad parts but alot of pussies are from here that think their something.

long island by nagger March 13, 2005

Long Island Shoehorn

When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.

I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.

Long Island Shoehorn by Warren Piece March 6, 2007

Prince Edward Island 

A crappy little island where 1/2 the people are fishermen and are on unemployment 3/4 of the year. There are no forests and everywheres is potato fields except in swamps. The whether is not very nice and the houses are ugly but tourists think it's totally awesome here. Commonly abbreviated as PEI.

I get drunk every weekend because I am from PEI.

I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.

I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.

Prince Edward Island by Bob the BlueBerry July 6, 2009

long island 

A suburban hell hole with many malls, and 7-11's for these predominantly catholic and jewish teenagers to loiter in front of. Many kids who act big in front of a crowd and think their "my rules apply here" *looks up at sign 'Pelham Parkway'* and usually get their asses handed to them in a heart beat. Typical dumbfucks of this region could be best defined by Amy Fisher and that no talent, all american burger eating sack of shit Billy Joel

Hey Mikey I just saw the funniest shit.

Oh yea what?

I just saw two dumb blonde haired blue eyed wiggers get shot and robbed in fort apache.

Hahahaha....stupid naive fucking children of long island.

long island by George May 13, 2005

Mercer Island 

A high school that has a long standing rivalry with Bellevue High, a school with a better football team, better academics, better location, better parties and better people. Unfortunately Mercer Island continues to try to compete with it and so continues to be publicly humiliated. Most people who live on the island go to Bellevue or Seattle for dining, shopping, or any form of entertainment, since none exists on the island itself.

The people from Mercer Island thought it would be cool to bring a flag to their away game, but it was broken by the home team when the pre-pubescent MI students got too rowdy.

Mercer Island by Temptress06 April 22, 2006

rhode island 

The state that came out Massachusetts butt hole and the result was Rhode island. A Boring state, with a bunch of corrupt politicians like Buddy cianci( Typical Italian from Rhode island who gives Italians around the country bad names). The capital is Providence, which is a complete dump, the only attraction are the water fires and one good school. The nightlife is very bad, alot of clubs are ghetto and full of Rhode island garbage, only a few decent ones. The state with the highest percentage of Italian descendents of poor peasants from Sicily and southern parts of Italy. Also referred as the ocean state or crap state. full of stupid ghetto kids and lots of ugly girls. Wishes it was as good as Massachusetts

Rhode island sucks, looks like dog poop, horse poop, cat poop

rhode island by damaaaaaaaaan October 26, 2006

Mercer Island 

a place where one grows depressed and eventually kills themselves

i would like mercer island if everyone stopped being stupid and pretending like they're cool because they do shit all the time.

Mercer Island by 000000 000000 September 15, 2005