Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.

Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”

by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019

Hipster

When you dont want to admit you have shitty taste so you pretend like its a "niche" market.

My anime music is too hipster for you

by Unobserved Silence November 20, 2019

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.

Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??

by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019

Hipster

Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.

Meghan is such a hipster.

by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019

Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.

Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.

by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019