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havers lane

this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.
Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!
by Thomas Johnson June 9, 2003
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a. People afraid of self expression that threatens their little bubbles of safety.
b. A manipulator.
a. Charles is such a hater because his friends are moving on and he's stuck in his crappy life.

b. I don't understand why Richard gets to go on holidays while I'm stuck here doing his job. God, he's such a hater!
by Cat_The_Red_Head January 12, 2010
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The large majority of patrons that visit this site as well as "Encyclopedia Dramatica". They generally consist of persons who begin to hate something, not because of it's value (or lack there of) but merely that it has reached a state of popularity that is suddenly aggravating.

When such a state has been reached, a group of "Haters" will pop into existence and spew their un-backed opinions to the masses. While some generally do hate something for it's worthily hateful merits, most do not and in a meager attempt to step away from the bandwagon just jump on into a new more fashionable one. Haters such as this generally have only listened/read/seen a small portion of what it is they are hating and have only gone thus far in making their decision upon whether or not they hate it.

The few haters who do back up their opinions do so in a way that is often more calm and controlled because they don't feel the need to put so much energy into "hating" something.
(Example, Lady Gaga)

Hater: "Oh my god! I hate Lady Gaga, she looks like a man and she fucking autotunes her voice to shit! Just listen to Poker Face! Ugh, and look at those outfits, she's just trying to get attention, whore..."

Annoyed Bystander: "Dude, how many Lady Gaga songs have you listened too?"

Hater: "Poker Face, Bad Romance, Love Game..."

Annoyed Bystander: "Alejandro?"

Hater: "..."

Annoyed Bystander: "Is that it?

Hater: "Yeah..."

Annoyed Bystander: "Then please, STFU. If you actually knew whether you hated her or not, you'd know more about her. You would have known that she has an entire album of songs, that's right, album and a half actually. You'd also know that a few of her songs are acoustic, and that the live versions of the acoustic ones are actually quite nice. If you hate her voice live, come back and complain but for now just say she's 'Not your cup of tea.'"

Hater: "...But!"

Annoyed Bystander: "Ah, ah, ah... now go away."
by SS1SS June 1, 2011
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The Hater

A sexual act where by a bloke is doing a chick up the ass in the doggie position. The bloke then puts one leg over the chick and places his foot on her head. Then the chick has the shit fucked out of her while her head is mashed as hard as possible.
I had this nasty biatch on the go..hehe..so i was all like "i'm gettin up in that ass bitch!"..hehehe..and she was like "yeah lob it in there boss"..hehe..and i was thinkin damn this snatch is nasty..hehe..she deserves The Hater...hehe...so i cocked my leg over her..hehe..and ground that bitches head into the dirt..hehe.
by Davo Brain August 30, 2005
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People who like to use any obscenity imaginable to vilify other people, such as Ja Rule. See Ja Rule and Wanksta
wanksta 1: that ja rule punk is a wanksta!
wanksta 2: why you gotta hate dawg?
by anon August 26, 2003
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50% of all Urban Dictionary definitions of artists.

Characterized by an irrational and usually poorly supported belief that the artist in question is somehow extraordinarily inferior to others in his/her field. Usually found within the contexts of musical artists, although they can be found in almost all subjects. Often holds a violent and highly vocal hatred of fans of the artist the hater hates upon.
Most Urban Dictionary definitions on popular artists such as Kanye West, 50 Cent, Lil Wayne are written by haters.

See the above examples for more information.
by MrWest.on August 1, 2010
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A person who dislike or don't agree with a subject.

Haters should stay out of their hating subject's blogs or websites, because they're totally ruining it for all the non-haters. The blogs and websites are for fans only. (And a few stalkers)
User One: Oh, I love (insert tv show here). The best show ever.
User Two: The writers are geniuses!
User Three: Hilarious!
User Four (the Hater): What? That show sucks! You f*ckers and all those other useless viewers waste 30 minutes of their useless lives just looking at it

User 1, 2, and 3: .....
by shadow132 August 9, 2010
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