Bruce goose

the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate causing an ejaculation out of your bung

hey gary you ever been so smashed you did a lil bruce goose in the park with some children while eating some chicken wings.

by walter tits April 19, 2006

goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless

"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"

by Blob September 24, 2003

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

Silly goose

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.

Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u

by silly soose November 16, 2018

Goose Egged

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.

"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"

by crazyjizz October 12, 2014

Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.

*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."

by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010

Goose Chase

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.

Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.

by Newster11111 July 29, 2010