by Kyakusenbi January 31, 2004
Get the Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold mug.A ghetto hoe who wears shoes that are too small for her feet and once worn long enough, her feet become black on the bottom and she also fucks for free.
Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me like I'm one of those free fucking foot draggers that he talks to!
by Myassshurttz29 May 8, 2010
Get the Free Fucking Foot Dragger mug.Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.
by Wyatt 0831 February 14, 2022
Get the Burger King Foot Lettuce mug.When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.
by Lp51 October 6, 2021
Get the keep your foot in it dickhead mug.Carl sleeps with every girl he meets. Carl is thirsty, Carl is a batter foot boi . Batter foot gal / boi
by Islandgal876 February 21, 2019
Get the batter foot gal / boi mug.dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
Get the swiss cheese for your foot mug.number 15. burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you would want i your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus.. but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce,, with the statement, ¨ dis is de lettuc u eat at berger king. ¨ admittedly, he had shoes on, but thats even werse. the post went live at 11:38 PM on july 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the bugrer king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least, i hope hes rogue. how did it happen? well the BK employee he hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield height oHiOo, this was at 11:47, three minutes later, at 11;50, the burge king branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment, five minutes later,, the news station was contacte- you know what? im not gonna type all this in bye.
by berger queen foot funges September 27, 2020
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