Floor Slu

A "slu" or "slut" of a floor in a dormitory or apartment.

"Coined from L.W."

"That asian girl had an orgy with four guys, she the floor slu."

by L.W. and J.S. October 6, 2011

Flower Anus

When the anus is blooming with hemroids that appear to form a flower on the entrance of the anus. This is caused by too much or too rough anal sex.

I had sex with Sam last night I totally saw that they had a flower anus!! It was narsty

by eristyn February 3, 2012

Floor Sleeper

Someone who mooches off of a friend by constantly spending the night and eating his food, smoking his weed, and leeching his internet. Since there is no place to sleep, the moocher sleeps on the floor, hence the name "Floor Sleeper"

Nick "Hey Mark can i spend the night?"
Mark "Sure Nick"
Ben and Andrew together " FLOOR SLEEPER!"

by Major Mandrew July 23, 2012

Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

floppy popper

the guy who is the joke teller at party's, always has to make everyone laugh until he tells that one joke that makes everyone uncomfortable

jarrod was hilarious until he started droppin' "N" bombs and deep throating beer bottles! what a floppy popper!

by asssparagustherapist August 3, 2013

floogazey

Used for saying something or someone is fake

Hate how she wanna say something behind my back but but be in my face like we're friends. She floogazey!

Sam: Those Jordans you're wearing are floogazey.
Darby: How??
Sam: The jump man is holding a football!

by Anonymous Boo November 17, 2013

Floyd Baeweather

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.

Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.

by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014