Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

by KarliMonster March 23, 2011

Car Fishing

The act of looking for cars that have the doors unlocked so you can steal things.

Bob: Hey Tom what do you feel like doing tonight?

Tom: Lets go car fishing.

Bob: Im down

by Dead Man 420 September 18, 2012

Mr. Sister Fister

Mr. Sister Fister is a middle aged man who puts his finger his sister’s vagina

That man looks like/is a Mr. Sister Fister

by Hepatitis A January 29, 2018

Shit Fish

Merchant Navy or Trawlers
Any of several species of fish that congregate around the sewage discharge pipe of stationary ships or boats to feed off fecal matter that is discharged overboard.

Uhg! throw that one back its a shit fish.

by Lee W November 18, 2004

Delay fish

One who constantly makes others late

Andy, you are such a Delay fish.

by barabaraba crumb bum May 31, 2007

fiss

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

pilot fish

an individual that is an expert at getting something from those around him/her for free. Usually obtains free drinks, drugs, money, a free meal... Just as a pilot fish attaches itself to a shark for a free ride.

Sure I'll buy this round.
It's your turn now, how about if you buy this round?
I have no money, sorry
What are you? A pilot fish?

by Dman57 April 5, 2008