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First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.
Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
by Usermin November 6, 2012
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First Law of reddit

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
by AnonIthink September 7, 2013
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first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees
That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction
by dsm83 June 20, 2011
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First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!
by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023
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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 3, 2023
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