dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016

evil dong

evil leafy with a dong

man evil dong weird

by W Rich January 10, 2021

rattle-dong

when ur penis is too small for a vagina and it rattles inside of it.

"john has a rattle-dong, its so not pleasuring"

by nikesb930 August 21, 2009

Dong Titties

A huge set of knockers, that make you wanna put your dong between them.

Steve: Colin that girl looked hot you brought home!

Colin: Dude she had some straight dong titties! Really wanted to stick my dick between them

by Tmin May 29, 2018

dong

its shit

like it is actully shit

hey dude i just had a dong

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022