Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Dirt

rios CAMELTOE!!! :|:|:|

-shit you can see that thing from a mile away!
-that girl needs to stop wearing spandex as pants.
-rio is dirt.

by T-O-M-M-Y December 10, 2008

Dirt Rat

A undesirable skeevy person, usually also a drug addict or general criminal, or a proud lower class alcoholic New England American with no values......

ya Johnny, that fucken dirt rat. Get a job, ya dirt rat. Ya nutin but a dirt rat

by Clamchester June 22, 2020

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

stump dirt

The cust that accumulates at the base of your shaft in between Your scrotum and leg.

I made her lick my stump dirt

by Fullmoon247365 November 8, 2020

dirt plunger

An insult to call your friends

You are a peace of dirt
Your a plunger (poop uncloger)

dirt plunger

You are a filthy dirt plunger

by DIRT PLUNGER April 20, 2016

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019