cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

Cheating cunt

Kirsten.

Kirsten was a cheating cunt

by Yessssssmaann September 15, 2016

Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.

"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015

dogarse cunt

fuckin rotten lowlife scum.
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it

That fuckin dogarse cunt keeps talkin shit

guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.

mate: that dogarse cunt

by vbanks June 22, 2018

Village Cunt

A term used for a fierce, out of control crazy red headed lady.

"Hey Georgie you're a village cunt"

"I'm just chilling at home with this village cunt"

by Swear words May 3, 2014

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011