sailor's sour cream

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.

Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.

by Del Millard February 11, 2006

Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008

ice cream

1. the sweet treat u can by in tha store

2. the creamy white that cums out (if u kno wat i mean)

1."hey i want some ice cream"

2."he got a lot of ice cream on my face"

by Klassic Kinya September 19, 2009

Cream of balls

The act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "t-bag" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like semen. (also known as "penis pudding")

"Sup bill, would you do last night?"

"Well, I fed the mrs some cream of balls."

by LollerRzk July 1, 2006

whipping cream

Sucking dick and the cum.

"Why is she so tired?"
"She was whipping cream all last night!"
"Ohhhh naughty!!!"

by blaine taylor May 25, 2008

Ice-cream

A descriptive word used to describe something that is beyond awesome. Something that instills an imature and exagerated level of excitement and joy equivalent to giving ice cream to a child with downs.

I can't believe that just happened! That was totally ice-cream!

by the morers October 10, 2008

hair cream

to cum in some ones shampoo bottle with out telling them

i gave her my hair cream

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009