Cheese boner 

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

Cheese boner by StellaPhez November 24, 2013

cheese picker 

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.

stop being such a cheese picker

cheese picker by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014

cheese burrito 

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.

1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard

cheese burrito by Chuchubug November 22, 2014

cheese shredder 

A jerk

Man, Jonathan is such a cheese shredder! I hate him!

cheese shredder by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

cheese on it! 

The term for a guys dick after being with a shisty local town whore. She leaves some cheese on it

Whoa that girl gets ur attention but leaves cheese on it!

cheese on it! by saruhbeth March 6, 2015

Cheese Puff

A ginger who is also a homosexual.

Jerry is kind of a cheese puff.

Cheese Puff by privated March 17, 2015

cheese dog 

an incredibly smooth and suave man.

That Ian Eversman, he is one big cheese dog!

cheese dog by pandac September 3, 2016