butter yo bread

To liberally apply butter or margarine to one's lover's buns (buttocks) in preparation for anal sex.
Baby gurl come over here, I'm gonna butter yo bread tenderly ;)
by BG42 February 02, 2016
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Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.
Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."
by Mr. Creeps March 07, 2011
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Garlic Bread

When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.
Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.
by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020
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Hoover Bread basket

Verb-To secrectley hide shit in ones chili who you may be mad at.
Bob-Dude that chili taste really weird!
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.
by buttright December 20, 2010
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stale white bread

You stale white bread
by Ell1ott March 14, 2014
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To avoid/ignore/not notice the main part of a conversation, topic ect.

Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.
"Don't leave the bread on the floor."

"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."

"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."

"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"
by Nammi-namm January 14, 2012
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banana bread beer

Something that sounds like it will be incredibly awesome but lets you down. Comes from an experience with Wells Banana Bread Beer. Sounds great, doesn't it?
Man, that Nuclear Death Star Firework sounds great! Let's light it up! ........... Damn, it's a friggin' banana bread beer - 10 seconds of fountain and no boom.
by WeeklyCigar July 06, 2009
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