Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 01, 2016

Netflix and Children

When you Netflix and Chill without using protection.

John: Want to Netflix and Chill? ;)
Jane: Run to the pharmacy; I don't want to Netflix and Children.

by Archerinreallife December 01, 2015