Brandon Lee 

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

Brandon Lee by nastytown August 28, 2015

Brandon Pony

The most amazing boy in the world :]

God damn I wish my boy was like B-mitch he's sexy as fuck, a great kisser and he treats his girl amazingly. ;]

Brandon Pony makes girls wet! ;]

Brandon Pony by Olivia Pony April 10, 2008

brandon oliveira 

a very sexy man who lives in westport

Dude I saw Brandon Oliveira yesterday.

brandon oliveira by big o 543 July 4, 2009

Brandon D 

To go your whole life without showering becoming extremly greasy.

Wow mother look how Brandon D that daywalker is.

Brandon D by pimpship69 November 16, 2009

brandon bailey 

Pure-feltcher

did you see that brandon bailey the other day, he loved the cum on his boyfriends bum

brandon bailey by jonny doesnt know November 21, 2010

Brandon Lowery 

an absolute cunt that spend most of the day acting like a queer and also is a complete and utter twat but we all have a passionate love for him

EVERYONE PILE ON BRANDON LOWERY AND GIVE HIM ANAL

Brandon Lowery by remploy May 14, 2013

Brandon Phillips 

One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.

The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.

Brandon Phillips by lilz9090 April 13, 2009