Awkward balloons

This is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.

Patrick: happy birthday!
Wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
Patrick: oh sorry I didn't know you were carrying awkward balloons.

by Yoo657 December 26, 2011

Hot air balloon

When you perform anal sex and your partner farts into your foreskin, inflating it with hot gas.

Person 1:I was banging my girlfriend's ass when she farted and gave me a hot air balloon. It was a real boner killer.

Person 2: That's why I never do anal.

by Don't _Ask October 8, 2013

Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.

Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!

by Horn-player April 27, 2017

dogs bollocks

An extremely good football (soccer) team that play in Dallas.

The Dogs Bollocks beat Maxim 9-0 last night.

by Pie Eater January 21, 2004

Bello

1. A person who stalks or follows around others. Also someone who's a pedophile looking.
2. Violate; rape someone.

Can I Bello you?

by Mr. Bubbles1234 November 16, 2010

Balloonadoo

Im not quite sure wat i means, but it definately a word....i think.

Someone: you are a balloonadoo
otherguy: What's that mean?
someone: I don't know, you just ARE one.
otherguy: OH NO!!

*otherguy runs off crying*

by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002