blue states

A euphemism for Democratic-voting states in the 2004 election, particularly in reference to the Northeast and West Coast.

Ironically, these states also have:

A) Most of the lowest crime rates in the nation.
B) The lowest divorce rates in the nation.
C) The highest quality of life in the nation.
D) The lowest ratio of federal aid to tax dollars paid in the nation.

The "blue states" may have their faults, but they outstrip the "red states" by most accounts.

blue states by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007

Blue Dragons 

Any group or organization of people, generally within a video game that enjoys feigning neutrality, then friendliness, then open hostility as it suits their needs.

"Blue Dragons will remain neutral on Bartz" --> "Blue Dragons will help its common allies crush the oppressive rule of the Redemption Alliance" ---> "Blue Dragons hates the clan it was just allied with because we feel we can find even better allies."

Blue Dragons by Sancti November 1, 2004

blue collar 

1. working class

2. a working class person

Blue collar living was not satisfying enough for him.

blue collar by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008

blue period

similar to a blue moon (two full moons in the same calendar month), two menstruation periods in the same calendar month.

a blue period is having a menstrual cycle on days 1-8 and 29-4, of the calendar month

blue period by aquadump October 4, 2009

blue man group 

putting three blue flavored twizzlers in plastic wrap and then shoving them up your anus

I shoved that blue man group so hard uup my butt last night

blue man group by jojo erm June 12, 2011

blue whale 

A gigantic hit of weed, so big that you can't stop coughing for a really long time, but after that, it's smooth sailing...

dang, Craig, if that hit were an animal, it would be a blue whale.

blue whale by p h i a November 7, 2008

Blue Screen Of Death 

An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time

*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blue Screen Of Death by Darkmaster2004 April 19, 2006