Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

Hair lip

Any person in a blue collar trade

Not too bad for a couple hair lips

by Pedrough January 23, 2022

thin hair

it’s the best hair type- honestly thin hair is so pretty and suits everyone. compared to thick hair it’s way more handleable and it’s so cute with every outfit. i can’t explain how pretty it is and never be insecure about it because anyone mature knows that it’s better

She has thin hair— its so pretty. she’s so lucky.. in envy her for it.

by doritopersonlol August 24, 2022

Wookie Hair

Usually a woman who takes very little pride in the appearance of her hair other than to keep it off her face.

She has really let herself go, check out her Wookie Hair !

by HoneyBoxe September 15, 2009

asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

heel hair

an obscure professional wrestling term coined for the hairstyles worn by WWE executive Stephanie McMahon following her 1999 heel turn and alliance with her then-storyline husband, Triple H. Shortly after said turn Stephanie, who previously had worn her hair straight on television, began sporting curly hair and kept the look for the next year and change. Term applied sparingly since.

In order to get extra heat tonight Stephanie decided to revert to her heel hair.

by Chrispychicken July 24, 2009

Vacation Hair

Vacation Hair occurs when one is on vacation (to the ocean) and their hair becomes un-ruly, frizzy and fugly.
Vacation Hair can happen to anyone, but is usually seen on mothers and aunts, in other words, women between 35-60, and harshly acknowledged by younger generations viewing the phenomenon.

(Laughs)

Girl #1- look at mom's Vacation Hair !

Girl #2-i know! she looks like a 70's olympic athlete!

by K8eK8eBoB8e February 28, 2010