Pro Blow

A certain type of person who is extremely experienced in the art of giving fellatio. Some might say they do this for a living!

"I slobbed his knob on the morning of graduation...my mum shook his hand an hour later! Im a Pro Blow!"

by Pro Blow April 11, 2009

blow a gasket

A seal in car engine splits
or
Somebody has lost their temper.

1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.

2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

Blow Donkey

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

Final Blow

They last SUCC on you dick before you cum.

DAMN karen, that Final Blow was perfect!!!

by NumShotBoi December 24, 2018

soft-blow

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

by Giner December 23, 2003

Blowed as fuck

To be very tired. To be over exhausted.

I am blowed as fuck, I'm going to take a nap.

by Sfuu-chan March 7, 2009

blow job

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

by Yoneo July 26, 2006