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Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.
by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022
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Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*
by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018
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your mom

a girl who you love very much and can't live without. please add my snap.. mya_hovind also just she is a good hairy person. :/ your mom.
your mean "your mom" ohh wow okay poo you.
by hehe keki March 14, 2022
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Your mom

A expression that every 12 year old has said once in their life
Kid 1 guess who's ugly
Kid 2 your mom

Kids all around ohhhhohhhhoohh
by Hiyajonny March 10, 2019
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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