that woman has no neck!

A strange looking species of female who seemingly appears to have no neck, merely a head protruding from shoulders. These peculiar beings often choose to inhabit polluted, crowded areas such as train stations and flea markets.

Oh my god. Look over there... That woman has no neck!

by Gingerpeopleburneasily September 30, 2009

Woman

It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

Bob: That red-eyed metal thing that's chasing us is a terminator, right?
Fred: No, it's a woman

by Who dat dere? April 22, 2010

Woman

Women are not more creative than men! There are but a handful of women to the hundreds of thousands of men who write beautiful poetry, compose amazing music and paint masterpieces! Men are also much more emotional than women! Men commit suicide more often, which those the much deeper and comtimplative thoughts that go through their mind, and have stronger feelings to compliment their stronger sex drive (it's science)! SO SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORES!

Man: Hi, I wrote this beautiful poem for you because I love you so much, despite the fact that your illogical idiocy makes my mind swirl with depression and pain.

Woman: Erm, sorry, I'm a chauvinistic slut. I didn't realize you had feelings. I just wanted something to manipulate. Hmm. Wanna make out?

by Pagan Pooh Bear July 20, 2008

Woman

The one who makes the food. And cleans.

Make me a sandwich, woman.

by sdv95 June 19, 2010

woman

Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.

Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

woman bone

it is a large lump, wich developed on the inside of the vagina, it happens when a woman becomes excited. not many people know about it how ever because of its obsucre placing.

Oh man, i can feel my woman bone!

by Benidict May 3, 2007

womanager

n. The pimp. A professional man who manages women.

Person A: Is that the manager?
Person B: No fool. That's the womanager.
Womanager: Pimpin' ain't easy

by doped12 October 21, 2013