Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.

Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all

by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022

Washing em

The art of drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a ungodly pace

Now were washing em jockey dogger skinnerrrrr

by Uncle gg January 1, 2021

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021

weird-washed

when doing weird things becomes your new "normal"

aaiyla: omg suf's so weird-washed

by aaiylaaa January 28, 2021

Washed

Some who gets beat super bad at something or someone who is super drunk

Bro you got washed in COD last night

by Gvan February 2, 2021