screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

Gang wank

Having a wank with the bois

Bois lets go have a gang wank

by Mr men wanks me of June 15, 2020

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.

Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022