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Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.
Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."
"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."
by anonymous April 3, 2024
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Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.
Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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Wanker wheel

The small thin tyre and wheel used as a spare wheel or as a set of 'cheap burn out tyres' often found in pairs on the front end of a fwd car often a (honda civic) or on the rear end of a rwd car (often a bmw)
"Look at that fella there"

"Aye he's got the wanker wheel on"
by Some sorta name May 1, 2024
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Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'
Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
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Wanker

A word to describe an idiot or annoying person an inefficient person

A person that wants too much
Wanker
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025
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