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Vagina Scoop

When a guy cums, pisses, and spits in a girls pussy then mixes it with his dick and later scoops it with an ice-cream scoop and puts it in her mouth or his mouth.
MM-Hey Bob guess what i gave Maddie?

BB-The weird girl?

MM-Yes!

BB-Oh what did you give her mason?

MM-I gave her a Vagina Scoop.
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
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Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened
I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her
by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016
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Vaginal Malfunction

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.
“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”
by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019
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Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.
John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.
by UnleashTheRat March 12, 2010
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indecisive vagina

Noun: Someone who does not know how to control their vagina/penis.
They don't know what they want and will whore it up until they do.
Wow, that bitch has such an indecisive vagina" or "Wow, that dude has such an indecisive penis; someone needs to get that thing in check
by Sharkeyes November 22, 2010
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Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011
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Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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