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douche-tard

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.
Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.
by Calibri December 6, 2011
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Charlie Tard

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
by bosabunny April 1, 2010
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F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
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pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
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Yoboi Mu$tard

A sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California who makes fire ass songs.Also known as Mr.Pure Gasser,The Goat of The Murda, and Mr.Gasoline.He will make yo bitch fall in love with him cuz he’s heem
Yoboi Mu$tard music fire
by Randomnigga1999 November 21, 2021
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Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.
Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!
by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011
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