Johnny Morris

Leprechaun

Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.

by santa!!!!!! November 28, 2011

johnny orlando

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go

“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”

by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017

Johnny Hardwick

The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.

Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.

by \\VHM// January 9, 2024

Johnny

The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.

Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny

by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022

Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025

Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023

Johnny Depped

Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.

I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.

by Nihilistic May 18, 2023