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fuck this shit

what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.
Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.

Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.
by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005
mugGet the fuck this shitmug.

Fuck Knuckle

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019
mugGet the Fuck Knucklemug.

Mental fucked

When a boater doesn't know how to say Mentally retarded, he just mixes up two random curse words and puts them together.
kid 1: What's 1+1?

Boater: Mental fucked.
by Niglet12345689 August 21, 2011
mugGet the Mental fuckedmug.

Destination Fucked

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.
"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"
by LazarouDave November 29, 2018
mugGet the Destination Fuckedmug.

fuck senseless

To fuck senseless. To leave your sexual partner utterly spent, exhausted, satiated to and beyond what they expected.
How did he fuck her? Fuck senseless.
by Recent Convert November 6, 2013
mugGet the fuck senselessmug.

Firestick and Fuck

To invite a female (or male) over to watch the Firestick with intenions of fucking before, during, or after. Much more straightforward than netflix and chill.
She wanted to netflix and chill but I had better plans, Firestick and Fuck.
by 4741 January 11, 2020
mugGet the Firestick and Fuckmug.

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.
"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."
by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013
mugGet the Fuck Comamug.

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