Jake Paul

A failed condom

Hey man how did it go.
idk man think i Jake Paul'ed

by sans123 November 5, 2018

Jake Paul

A very talented kindhearted YouTube star who receives hate for absolutely no reason. He is smart, handsome, funny, athletic, and overall a great guy.

I would sacrifice everything to be friends with Jake Paul

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN September 22, 2023

Jake Paul

No one likes him he is a dumb fuck

Jake:hi john

John:no one likes you u dumb fuck jake Paul

by Jon the happy bad December 3, 2019

baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

Jake Hondl

He kinda a freaky and can get a little rowdy ngl

"hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."

by Jake 2008 Honda Civic May 16, 2023