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ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
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Tank

1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.
Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.
by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010
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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016
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taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 3, 2022
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Tank thomas

by Tank Thomas April 19, 2019
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Tank

the song that outsold duh

stan nmixx
i luv tank
by mikabea April 28, 2022
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