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kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D
person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.
by <3Hannah<3 January 2, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A sexy ball of talented curls.
"That boy resembles such a Kevin Jonas!"
"His hair is soooo Kevin Jonas!"
"I want to fuck Kevin Jonas."
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Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.
Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.
by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008
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senor kevin

Some hot guy that takes pics with his shirt off and makes videos. I'd hit that. He's 18 or 19
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Kevin Coefficient

The ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. If something is easy and useful, it has a high Kevin Coefficient. If something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower Kevin Coefficient.

In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.
Bob: We've got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna...

Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.

Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)
by Reizouko June 15, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A lead guitarist in the teen pop sensation group "The Jonas Brothers", with the most adorbale laugh in the history of mankind, pulls off straight and curly hair, has very strong morals, sweetest and kindest guy to ever walk this earth and was voted sexiest man alive in 2008.
The perfect man is Kevin Jonas!!!
He's sweet and kind whats not to like about him!!!
by MrsKevinJonas15 April 10, 2009
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kevin smith

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.
Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?
by Eric May 14, 2005
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