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Ghetto Spoons 

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.
Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.
Ghetto Spoons by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

How soon is now 

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
Related Words

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004
A super Great person and friend who deserves the best! anyone who meets him will love him and anyone who hasnt is missing out. he is sure to make you smile and he always knows best. :)
Soon ho is .... GREAT! :)
Soon Ho by 1hollister99 February 12, 2010

scoondogging 

the act of dogging someone else's scoon
Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.
scoondogging by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011
a moment between now and the heat death of the universe
When is qosmetics coming out?
soon:tm:
soon:tm: by mottsapplesauce October 26, 2020

soon times 

oakville slang meaning something coming soon
i know we just started but ill be done soon times