How soon is now 

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

How soon is now by jerryblank May 17, 2005

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon

Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"

spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

Soon Ho 

A super Great person and friend who deserves the best! anyone who meets him will love him and anyone who hasnt is missing out. he is sure to make you smile and he always knows best. :)

Soon ho is .... GREAT! :)

Soon Ho by 1hollister99 February 12, 2010

scoondogging 

the act of dogging someone else's scoon

Guy1: Hey how come you aren't scoondogging Hannah?
Guy2: What do you mean?
Guy1: You know what I mean.

scoondogging by Ferst Time Caller November 28, 2011

soon:tm:

a moment between now and the heat death of the universe

When is qosmetics coming out?
soon:tm:

soon:tm: by mottsapplesauce October 26, 2020

soon times 

oakville slang meaning something coming soon

i know we just started but ill be done soon times

soon times by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

spoonerism 

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).

spoonerism by zimman August 28, 2005