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shore shock

What makes the body rock.
Nigga, That beat is the shore shock!
by Alaen tranp June 2, 2008
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Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.
Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.
by Salsa GI May 7, 2003
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shocker

1.Spider-Man's Rival
2.2 in the goo, one in the poo. Two dicks in the vagina and one dick in the ass.
1."Spider-Man owned Shocker because he sucker-punched him"
2."Hey Gen, want a shocker?"
"Hells yeah huns!"

Personally I wouldn't give a shocker because it's three men at once, unless you are a bisexual.
by toy_soulja July 21, 2008
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shockbowl mp

a good game, but a lot of fags. go there to bowl, not to chat. THERE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS.
by Take a guess. November 29, 2003
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spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.
You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!
by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011
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anal shock

when you are on the toilet and you finally release a larger than normal lump of coagulated feses, and the resulting splash from the toilet bowl projects up and into your feses softened anal cavity, resulting in a jumping or startling motion and the flexing of muscle tissue in the arms and legs.
i was feeling really good because i was holding in this gigantic poop all day, then right as i shit i got a massive anal shock. i probably twitched for about a minute afterwards.
by Ian Moone January 20, 2013
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shockazooloo

A cracked out version of the word shocker when used in a sarcastic town. the "zooloo" is pronounced very prominently and often one sounds slightly challenged when saying it. Shockazooloo is often paired with a throwing up of ones hands into the air in frustration.
#1
Girl: Daria called me last night, she misses Tim a WHOOLLE lot.
Boy: Shockazooloo!

#2:
Girl: School is too early, you know, I am really tired.
Boy: Well THATS not a shockazoolo
by Keighteee June 22, 2006
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