Strider

A title that's larger than life. Anyone claiming to be a Strider either is the most incredible person you've ever met who sucked 12 dicks for cab money and then took a bus. The human personification of a firework. Incredible to experience but they're quickly gone. Whether they are legitimately entertaining everyone in their life or like a bad roman candle blowing off someone's hand and ruining lives, it's unexpected.

"Check it, Strider just sent me a dick pic." Joanna Strider
"Your his sister, that's fucking weird." Barry Smith
"this is our grandma's phone. JS
"Wh-why do you have that?" BS
"I can't remember.--Oh Erica heyyy" Wanders off. JS

"Mother-Fucking=STRIDERS" BS

by SkyreDraneth July 3, 2024

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Strides

Strides is an adjective. It's another way of saying "loads" or "way" when talking about something.

Person 1: "Eurgh, I think I failed this test."
Person 2: "Nah, mate, I'm sure you did strides better than last time."

by gingerrfluid November 16, 2024

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Fake Strider

An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish

The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.

by Gnash February 17, 2004

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