shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

by Mace May 5, 2006

Shafted

When you become possessed by Dracula through the means of the wizard Shaft.

1. Sorry Maria, I got shafted!

by Richter Belmont 23 March 25, 2019

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 22, 2010

shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004

Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

shaftage

the act of getting shafted

I caught major shaftage for lookin up porn at work.

by Gimpy Pete May 13, 2005

shifanapa

Shifanapa is a hybrid term fusing together the two place names Shifnal (a small town in rural Shropshire, England) and Ayia Napa (a Spanish holiday resort popular with British youths). The term is now used in jest instead of the correct place name of Shifnal as that town has recently become infested with the chavs, pikeys and telfs that are normally associated with Ayia Napa. Also, the term is used to ironically describe the Shifnal nightlife in comparison to the busy resort of Ayia Napa. Both places also smell like toilets on a Saturday morning.

Girl 1 'Where are we going tonight'?
Girl 2 'Just Shifanapa'
Girl 1 'Can't we go somewhere else for a change? The Shifanapa chavs scare me there, although the guys in that pub called 'Seven' are very sexy'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007