A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
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by Dorothy Babson November 26, 2010
Ex-guitarist of band Panic! at The Disco. He left the band on July 6th, 2009. Many believe him and the lead singer, Brendon Urie, were once in a relationship, and their couples, or ship name was Ryden or Rydon.
by acrobativity July 13, 2018
Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic
Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*
by the passive menis May 23, 2018
The BEST Jackass member ever. Ryan was truly the best. He was really funny. If you haven't seen the Jackass movies, watch them!
by Alaina loves Mya June 29, 2021
1) when ur penis takes up negative space so it acts as a black hole sucking in all other penises
2) u gay
2) u gay
by violetisawhore May 29, 2020