When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.
I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.
by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026
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Talented good looking actor who has a kind personality and is loved by millions
River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho
River Phoenix was an American Actor best known for movies like Stand By Me or My Own Private Idaho
by rio2002 November 22, 2021
Get the River Phoenix mug.River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
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Get the River mug.River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
by kat123453 November 23, 2021
Get the River mug.When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
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