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Robert

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite
by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020
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Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.
Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.
by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018
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Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022
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robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
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Robert

Robert is a stinky boy, seeing him once you just can't take your eyes off him . Thinking of him ever so often wondering what kind of person he is . From the moment you try to speak to him it feels like something you've never felt , a sense of curiosity to know more of him. He's someone you feel like you can't get enough of. He's lovely and he has these brown eyes and little moles all over his face . He likes making stupid jokes all just to make you laugh. Robert is someone you love without even knowing never let a Robert go.
i like Robert , no i love Robert !
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Robert

A skettebum that doesn’t deserve a lot of the respect he gets. He’s a pleb and has had is tounge down Alycea porters throat. He is a transgender that thinks he’s hard but isn’t.
Yno Robert.
Yes
He’s a pleb.
by Betanee April 19, 2019
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Robert

Robert has a massive cock and knows how to use it if you are a big booty black bitch y’all will make a cute couple
Robert is the right nigga
by Robert JR November 22, 2021
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