No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.
Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.
by Kiss2113 April 21, 2012
When after having oral/anal sex, the man pulls out and whips his penis around and hits the woman/other male in the eye, leaving a bruise
by himminyhimminyhaw November 19, 2008
hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
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adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there
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adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there
Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.
by The Peanut Gallery January 07, 2005
by Rich Porcello October 17, 2009
by Definition Lady July 29, 2017
by Mount Washington Expedition October 15, 2010
Loquacious says to jamal, "yo i whipped out my purple dick."
Jamal- "What'd you do with it?"
Loquacious- I ran a purple ghost on some ho.
Jamal- "What'd you do with it?"
Loquacious- I ran a purple ghost on some ho.
by Max and TJ July 11, 2008