Action: A sexual activity involving 1 or more persons and a fuck ton of peanut butter. It is a race to please themselves and/or each other using a combination of inner/outercourse and peanut butter. Peanut butter may be stuffed inside male/female urethras, vaginas, and assholes as well as smeared on the surroundings. After finishing, both must lick/eat out the peanut butter off where they finished for a tasty combination! The goal of the game is to be able to eat as much peanut butter/nut combo as possible, as well as peanut butter off of bodies/surroundings.
by gv_86 October 15, 2025

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !
Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !
by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022

If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?
by piiuu March 18, 2019

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
