Purple Clam

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

by Kiss2113 September 22, 2012

purple pumpkin

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there

Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

by The Peanut Gallery January 6, 2005

purple sticks

A high quality dildo that lesbians often use to feel the way of a big dick going into her vagina.

"When we have sex, I'll grab the purple sticks."

by Definition Lady July 29, 2017

Purple Cat

A nude picture sent via cell phone.

Dude, check this purple cat that Lindsay sent me! Her tits are noice!

by Rich Porcello October 16, 2009

Purple Eye

When after having oral/anal sex, the man pulls out and whips his penis around and hits the woman/other male in the eye, leaving a bruise

Dude, after i got done with that hoe, i gave her the purple eye!

by himminyhimminyhaw March 31, 2009

purple jesus

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour

i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus

by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010

purple zebra

gnarly looking stomach stretchmarks

Look at that fine ass chick over there. She's got purple zebra all over her stomach. she must have a huge kid. Im gonna ride that purple zebra tonight.

by germew July 15, 2010